When The Bill of Rights – Security Edition cards & luggage tags were featured on television and “blogged” over the last couple of weeks and I was caught with my proverbial pants down. Not enough stock. After some scrambling the printer rushed a slew of cards to me, but I then ran out of luggage tags. There are plenty of cards now, but I’m still waiting on the printers to get the luggage tags to me. They tell me that the tags will ship to me December 1st. I should have them by the 3rd or 4th and any orders with luggage tags will ship the following day.
If you have any questions, please contact me: borse -at- securityedition dot com
John “Don’t Touch My Junk” Tyner, gets Penn Jillette and host Lawrence O’Donnell discussing Security Edition on Lawrence O’Donnel’s MSNBC show “The Last Word.”
A huge thanks to Lawrence O’Donnell & Penn Jillette for the “superpimp” of my cards. More importantly, the fact that the “Don’t Touch My Junk” guy already has a card, rules so much, I can’t think.
I’d also like to thank all of you 12 year olds out there with computers for hammering on WordPress and loading all sorts of fake virus warnings.
Though one can never be 100% sure, the site is safe. All is well. I scanned the site naked. I know.
The argument that TSA employees are minimum wage idiots is wrongheaded and silly. NO ONE can do this job. Humans respond to pointless tasks by going insane. Just look at all the crazy people in showbiz
Of course, security and law enforcement often attract a *special* kind of person, but the rate of pay has absolutely nothing to do with it.
This compilation will give you a headache behind your right eye.
I don’t know how or why, but the fine folks at Daring Fireball have linked me and it looks as if I may run out of cards. If I do, there will most definitely be a discounted rate.
The Smoking Gun reports on a funny, funny, funny fellow who did funny, funny, funny things….
Not really funny. I know funny and you, sir, are no funny.
NOVEMBER 2–The Transportation Security Administration worker who earlier this year was canned for falsely claiming to have discovered cocaine in the luggage of travelers was a bomb appraisal officer who was supposed to be evaluating new screening equipment at the time he was pranking his unsuspecting targets, records show.
Bad puns notwithstanding, this might be of interest:
Forget fingerprints or the colour of your eyes, airport security could soon be looking at the shape of your ears when deciding whether to allow you into the country
Researchers have discovered that each person’s ears have a unique shape and have created a system that is able to scan them. The scans can then be compared with a database of ear shapes to identify whose they are…
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