There’s a small discussion on the site as to what should be done with the money. At this time, 1/3 of the people in the discussion think that the 400k should go to me, Dean Cameron. That may change. Who knows?
Man, when I was sent back through the metal detector 4 times, it really got all the agents attention and I finally said, “Oh yeah! My metallic Bill Of Rights!” And pulled it out and handed it to the guy, he said “This needs to go through the X-Ray.” So I walked over and, dropped it on the belt and the agents all started looking it over while I was being patted down.
I have friends who say “That effing movie was awesome!!!” thinking that they’re protecting someone from a “dirty” word. It’s insanity. One immediately thinks “he means fucking”. It’s baby talk.
The biggest sin committed when saying “effing” is destroying the value of the Electronic Frontier Foundation aka The EFF. Although saying, “EFF the TSA” does actually make sense, it doesn’t mean “Fuck the TSA”, it means “Visit the Electronic Frontier Foundation online and learn how rights are being destroyed by the TSA.”
Of course, they do other awesome things such as… BRANDING THEIR OWN VERSION OF THESE HERE SECURITY EDITION CARDS!!!! YES!!!
I’ve had a few branches of the most excellent ACLU brand some cards, as well. It’s really flattering.
Funny aside… a guy I used to know got really upset with me for adding “All Criminals Love Us” as the alt tag over my ACLU link. Some peeps don’t have a sense of humor. I happen to know that several big shots in the ACLU think “All Criminals Love Us” is hilarious. You know why? Because it is.
The Guardian UK has been reviewing some leaked Guantanamo documents and one of them is a guide for interrogators; letting them know the things a terrorist will have on his person. One of them is the Casio F-91W wristwatch because it’s given to Al Queda trainees to make bombs and detonators or something…
When The Bill of Rights – Security Edition cards & luggage tags were featured on television and “blogged” over the last couple of weeks and I was caught with my proverbial pants down. Not enough stock. After some scrambling the printer rushed a slew of cards to me, but I then ran out of luggage tags. There are plenty of cards now, but I’m still waiting on the printers to get the luggage tags to me. They tell me that the tags will ship to me December 1st. I should have them by the 3rd or 4th and any orders with luggage tags will ship the following day.
If you have any questions, please contact me: borse -at- securityedition dot com
John “Don’t Touch My Junk” Tyner, gets Penn Jillette and host Lawrence O’Donnell discussing Security Edition on Lawrence O’Donnel’s MSNBC show “The Last Word.”
A huge thanks to Lawrence O’Donnell & Penn Jillette for the “superpimp” of my cards. More importantly, the fact that the “Don’t Touch My Junk” guy already has a card, rules so much, I can’t think.
I’d also like to thank all of you 12 year olds out there with computers for hammering on WordPress and loading all sorts of fake virus warnings.
Though one can never be 100% sure, the site is safe. All is well. I scanned the site naked. I know.