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Here are your helpful TSAgency Agents making sure no one’s poisoned your Starbucks or water or that you’re carrying Nitro or something.
In other cynical news…
This is about as cynical as you can get. Your helpful friends at the TSA are naming the K9 Bomb Sniffing Dogs after victims of the 9/11 Twin Tower attacks. Forget about the idea that the subtext of the story is that they’re going to have 3000+ Bomb Sniffing Doggies and think about how they’ve worded the propaganda as “honoring the victims”. See, if you object to the TSA you are now desecrating the memory of the 9/11 victims. So don’t do that.
He has modestly removed the six zeroes from the total views. Not only does he say very nice things about me and acts like he has ever seen Hollywood Palms, but he pimps the Bill of Rights – Security Edition.
(cross posting this to deancameron.com & securityedition.com woohoo!)
Of course, there’s one presidential candidate who wants to dismantle the TSA. He also wants to stop the United States campaign of worldwide destruction, but I’ve been told that a vote for him is childish. Idealism is so 2008 and shouldn’t be applied to actual issues.
I’m not convinced that, unless one is Betty White, an online petition does anyone any good except for feeling like they’ve done something. Which is kinda/sorta the reality of the Bill of Rights – Security Edition. It feels like you’re making a statement, but you’re only preaching to your very own choir of one.
Those childish and unrealistic folks over at Campaign for Liberty have begun a petition to support a bill to END THE TSA.
After seeing a vibrator in a woman’s luggage he was searching, a TSA Agent left a note saying “GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL”. (Nope, there’s no comma… idiots!)
According to the TSA Blog, the offending agent has been “immediately removed from screening operations and appropriate disciplinary action has been initiated.”
Paul Provenza makes it a point to travel with many vibrators in his suitcase.
I have a glow in the dark crucifix dildo that I enjoy leaving on top of my clothes in the bag so it’s the first thing they see. Childish? Blasphemous? Silly?.