Emery Emery: Freedom Fighter
http://www.thinkatheist.com/profiles/blogs/emery-emery-walks-through-the-airport-tsa-with-the-bill-of-rights?xg_source=activity
Man, when I was sent back through the metal detector 4 times, it really got all the agents attention and I finally said, “Oh yeah! My metallic Bill Of Rights!” And pulled it out and handed it to the guy, he said “This needs to go through the X-Ray.” So I walked over and, dropped it on the belt and the agents all started looking it over while I was being patted down.