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	<title>Bill of Rights - Security Edition &#187; You&#8217;re kidding me!</title>
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	<description>Bill of Rights: Own a copy of the Bill of Rights, &#34;Security Edition&#34; printed on metal! Tougher than paper, Security Edition is: the 1st 10 amendments of the Constitution printed on a metal plate fitting easily in your wallet. Keep your Security Edition handy. The Bill of Rights is yours!</description>
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		<title>Three New Items</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2012/04/27/three-new-items/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[7 year old girl with CP and her family detained. http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/04/25/042512-news-tsa-complaint-1-3/ Naked Freedom Fighter shows he has balls http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/04/19/041912-news-tsa-strip-hayden-1-2/ (Facebook page for acquittal here: https://www.facebook.com/ACQUITJOHNBRENNAN ) This has got to stop. Kudos to dad for not going nuts. http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/03/20/032012-news-faa-frisk-video-page/ How many who are disgusted by the TSA now believed that &#8220;We needed a wake-up call&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Schneier Schafted</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2012/03/27/schneier-schafted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Freedom Fighters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The 'If I were a terrorist' game]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is my horrible headline for this horrible event. Wilco Tango Foxtrot is happening, people? http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2012/03/congressional_t.html On Friday, at the request of the TSA, I was removed from the witness list. The excuse was that I am involved in a lawsuit against the TSA, trying to get them to suspend their full-body scanner program. But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Protesting is illegal soon &#8211; No, really.</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2012/03/05/protesting-is-illegal-soon-no-really/</link>
		<comments>http://securityedition.com/2012/03/05/protesting-is-illegal-soon-no-really/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 05:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The 'If I were a terrorist' game]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[From economicpolicyjournal.com: The House of Representatives approved a bill on Monday that outlaws protests in instances where some government officials are nearby, whether or not you even know it. &#8220;We just want to make sure that our leaders are safe and bad stuff often happens when there are protestors around so… it&#8217;s not a big [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TSA Agent tries to be clever or something</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2012/02/08/tsa-agent-tries-to-be-clever-or-something/</link>
		<comments>http://securityedition.com/2012/02/08/tsa-agent-tries-to-be-clever-or-something/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After seeing a vibrator in a woman&#8217;s luggage he was searching, a TSA Agent left a note saying &#8220;GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL&#8221;. (Nope, there&#8217;s no comma… idiots!) According to the TSA Blog, the offending agent has been &#8220;immediately removed from screening operations and appropriate disciplinary action has been initiated.&#8221; Paul Provenza makes it a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TSA Agent arrested for stealing from passenger</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2012/02/07/tsa-agent-arrested-for-stealing-from-passenger/</link>
		<comments>http://securityedition.com/2012/02/07/tsa-agent-arrested-for-stealing-from-passenger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Freedom Fighters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had two laptops stolen by the TSA years ago. Baggage handlers and TSA agents in NYC and Florida were working together. The rotten TSA agents (redundant?) would identify the bags on their way to Florida with the &#8220;good&#8221; stuff and the baggage handlers in Florida would then open the bags and get the loot. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, TSA&#8230; Insulin pump != gun</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2012/01/30/hey-tsa-insulin-pump-gun/</link>
		<comments>http://securityedition.com/2012/01/30/hey-tsa-insulin-pump-gun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fine folks at your TSA delayed boarding and detained passengers after mistaking an insulin pump for a weapon at LAX. The incident occured January 27, 2012 around 7:30am in Terminal 4. What&#8217;s the saying about being a hammer and everything looking like nails? Oh. If you&#8217;re a hammer, the whole world looks like nails. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brother, can you spare 400k?</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2012/01/12/brother-can-you-spare-400k/</link>
		<comments>http://securityedition.com/2012/01/12/brother-can-you-spare-400k/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-Promotion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to THE HILL, the TSA collected $400,000 in spare change left by passengers in airports in 2011. You can read the full article here. There&#8217;s a small discussion on the site as to what should be done with the money. At this time, 1/3 of the people in the discussion think that the 400k [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TSA Confiscates Cupcake</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2011/12/24/tsa-confiscates-cupcake/</link>
		<comments>http://securityedition.com/2011/12/24/tsa-confiscates-cupcake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TSA Agent cites &#8220;frosting as security risk&#8221;. Rebecca Hains said the Transportation Security Administration agent at McCarran International Airport took her cupcake Wednesday, telling her its frosting was enough like a gel to violate TSA restrictions on allowing liquids and gels onto flights to prevent them from being used as explosives. http://articles.boston.com/2011-12-24/news/30555105_1_cupcake-tsa-airport-security The victim of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Train your children well!</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2011/12/18/train-your-children-well/</link>
		<comments>http://securityedition.com/2011/12/18/train-your-children-well/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 07:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://securityedition.com/?p=448</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if this is a joke. It seems like it might be&#8230; but I don&#8217;t think it is. http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Check-Point/dp/B0002CYTL2 This is the Playmobil Security Check Point for sale on Amazon.com. Here is the best review. I wish I&#8217;d written it: Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Staying Out Of It</title>
		<link>http://securityedition.com/2011/11/09/staying-out-of-it/</link>
		<comments>http://securityedition.com/2011/11/09/staying-out-of-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>deancameron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We try to stay out of the good vs. bad president argument&#8230; we like to think that we haven&#8217;t had a good one since&#8230; Adams. But come on now&#8230; If George Bush had done this people would have had kittens. Don&#8217;t you think we ought to be getting rid of an administration that thinks it [...]]]></description>
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