Dog Tags/Keychains

If you find yourself waiting at a checkpoint in your car, a keychain or attractive necklace can help you pass the time by reading the fourth amendment to yourself or your fellow passengers. Please remember, however, that roads are paid for by the government, so your passage is not an inalienable right. If you don't like the possibility of being searched, you are welcome to stay home. This is not an unreasonable solution.

Think of the children.