Bill of Rights – Security Edition

If you find yourself waiting at a checkpoint in your car, a keychain or attractive necklace can help you pass the time by reading the fourth amendment to yourself or approved passengers. Please remember, however, that roads are paid for by the government, so your passage is not an inalienable right. If you don’t like the possibility of being searched, you are welcome to stay home. This is not an unreasonable solution.

Think of the children.

When ordering multiple items, please specify the number of keychains and/or dog-tags you would like.

e.g. “1 keychain & 4 dog-tags”.

A packet of three Bill of Rights – Security Edition keychain/dog-tags.

The exciting Frequent Flier Pack: Five (5) Bill of Rights – Security Edition keychain/dog-tags.

Frequent Flier Pack – Cards

Frequent Flier Pack – Luggage Tags

Frequent Flier Pack – Keychain/Dog-tags

A value of 45.99 for a mere $42.49

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